Thanks for the help, dick.  (   kid.   )

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               “ YEAH… ‘AIGHT. ALTHOUGH - I TOLD ya so. ‘oh no kid, i don’t need this neon pink condom because my dick is so fucking huge it won’t even fit’ uhm fuckin’ bullshit though. anyway - bottom’s up.”

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            ❝ YEAH —– - I appreciate your HELP, kid. Or, should I start calling you kid number one ? Since, now I have an ACTUAL kid. Fan-fucking-tastic. ❞ He lazily muttered before downing a good quarter of the bottle in hand. 

 



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